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The Link Between Heaven and Earth is … Siri

In Humor, Siri on August 17, 2021 at 1:08 am

I believe in the afterlife, but a lot of people don’t, and many of those who do would still roll their eyes if I told them that my deceased husband communicates with me. Thus, I rarely tell anyone, unless I am utterly certain that he or she would believe me, or at least want to believe me.

Tonight, however, something happened that made me decide to risk ridicule. Before I get to what I experienced, I should give you the backstory.

Ever since my husband Frank died, in May 2019, lights flicker at odd times in rooms that I am in. From past supernatural occurrences (another story for another time), I was aware that the deceased, who are now pure energy, can manipulate certain energies, specifically electricity.

It often happens when I’m in my home office. The light flickers and I know I’m being visited. I always say “Hi, Frank” and “I love you.” It also happens in the bathroom, which kind of annoys me. My husband didn’t come into the bathroom when I was using it when he was alive, so why does he think he can now? But I forgive him, because spirits probably don’t trouble themselves with human conventions.

When I told one of my brothers about the lights flashing, he suggested that maybe my lightbulbs were burning out, or perhaps I had an electrical short in the house. But, the lightbulbs weren’t burning out. They’ve been functioning well for quite a while and continued to work after the flickering.

What persuaded me, beyond any doubt, that I was being visited by Frank was what happened last summer when I was in the hospital with inexplicable vertigo. I was in my hospital bed, being attended by a nurse, when the light above me flickered. I was very worried about what was causing my vertigo, but when the light blinked, I knew I wasn’t alone. I knew my husband was with me. I was in a double room, but due to the pandemic, only one person per room was allowed. I was also not permitted to have my son, or anyone, with me. It was lonely, but knowing Frank was with me was reassuring.

My husband’s antics didn’t reassure the nurse, however. “Why is the light above your bed flickering?” she asked. I shrugged. There was no way I was going to furnish her with a crazy story she could share with the other hospital personnel. I could just imagine the laughter echoing in the hallways.

My husband has been flicking the lights ever since, but he has upped his game recently. For the last few months, when the light in my office flashes quickly, I still say “I love you.” But, lately, occasionally my words appear on my computer screen via the Siri app. I didn’t even know that my new laptop had Siri until the day I saw the app surface at the upper right corner of my computer screen with the words, “I love you, sweetheart” on it.

I was a little taken aback. If Siri heard me say that, what else has she heard? Each time, I closed the Siri screen immediately. I figured I had somehow activated the app without knowing it.

Until tonight. After spending a lovely evening at a friend’s house, I went to my office and sent my friend a quick thank-you message. As soon as I finished, the light flashed. I looked around, trying to discern where Frank might be, and then said, “Hey, sweetheart. I love you. I love you wherever you are.”

Then Siri popped up on my screen. After being initially surprised — I’ll never get used to Siri’s sudden appearances or her spying — I read what was written. Her wording of what I said was a little off, but what was written below my statement was the real shocker: “You are the wind beneath my wings.”

Where did that sentence come from? I didn’t say anything like that. Was my husband responding?

Have I found the link between the afterlife and human life? Is it Siri?

I doubt it’s Bette Midler.

Welcome to My Mansion

In Humor, Religion on July 30, 2016 at 12:09 am

Before I go and insult an entire religion and the opposite of an entire religion, let me first say that some of the finest people I know are, or probably are, Jews and Atheists. I said “probably,” because I have met many people over my lifetime, so by the law of averages, some would have to be Jewish and some would have to be Atheists. The others would have to be other religions. I don’t generally meet someone and ask his or her religion (at least not since I moved from the Midwest), so if you’re not my friend or a member of my church, I probably don’t know what faith you are or aren’t. However, it is likely that I know your ethnic background; that’s what interests people in the Northeast U.S.

But, I’m getting off-course here. What I am trying to say is that there are good people of all religions and non-religions. I do have friends and relatives who are Jewish. I also have friends and relatives who are Atheists. However, they’re probably really Agnostics, because if God were to suddenly appear in the passenger seats of their cars, they’d probably yell, “Oh my God,” and mean it, and then crash into a tree.

Before I crash into a tree with this blog post, I will get back on track. It’s just that I needed to use a lot of words to reassure everyone that I have nothing against Jews and Atheists. Well, except for one thing.

That one thing is: They’re complacent about their belief that this is it. They have no problem believing that their existence in this world is the beginning, the middle, and the end of them. As my close friend, Boz, who’s Jewish, said, “I’m fine with believing there’s no afterlife. It’s less complicated this way.”*

Well, I have a problem with this kind of thinking. What about payback? I want people who’ve done me wrong to pay. As I’ve aged and gained wisdom from Facebook memes, Nike ads, and church–where we’re reminded to love everyone, forgive everyone, and turn the other cheek (which cheek wasn’t specified), I’ve gotten better at not holding a grudge.

This is mainly because my memory is horrible and I can’t remember if I was offended or by whom. But if I do remember, I try to see the situation from the other person’s point of view. And then, if I still think that the person was wrong, crass, insulting, offensive, or jerk-like, I think, “He’ll get his” or “She’ll get hers.” I need to believe that someone up there is keeping track of every infraction against me. I try not to think about the list with my name at the top, however.

I also need to believe that my good deeds are being recorded, as well. My hope is that they’ll outnumber my negative actions and that I’ll have a surplus to spend in Heaven. Jesus said that there were many mansions in Heaven.** I want to have enough celestial credit to buy a fabulous oceanfront mansion, on the right side of the Pearly Gate … but not too close to the entrance. I imagine it gets noisy over there.

Because I know that there is an afterlife, I also know that I’ll see everyone again, even if it’s going to come as a surprise to my Jewish and Atheist friends. They probably thought they’d seen the last of me.

Mansion

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*I have a Jewish friend who said that her rabbi teaches that there is an afterlife. So, some Jewish people do believe that there’s more to come.

**Some experts interpret the word for “mansions” as “rooms.” I prefer the “mansions” translation. I do not want to spend my credit on a room.

 

‘Til Death Do Us Part

In Humor, Marriage on January 20, 2015 at 12:47 am

I was sick all weekend, including today, Martin Luther King, Jr. Day—a paid vacation day at my company. No Marty Party for me (credit my husband for that fun phrase). All of my ailments were in my head and face, which I’m being treated for, so I dutifully took my handful of pills and lazed around the house. Then I got a burning sensation in the center of my chest. My husband said that I had heartburn, but I knew better. I told him that I was dying and that we’d better get our will written—stat. He told me to lie down (code for “knock it off and be quiet”).

He then surprised me. “Hey, do me a favor,” he said. “When you die, will you give me a sign from the next life so that I know there is one?” I wasn’t surprised at his request for me to contact him. But, I was surprised that he needed proof that there was a next life; Catholics are supposed to know this for a fact.

“What kind of sign?” I asked.

“How about flicking the lights in the house three times, when I’m home, the day after you die?”

“I guess I could do that,” I said. “But what if there’s an electrical storm that day and everyone’s lights are flickering?”

He gave that some thought. “You’re right. We need a backup plan.”

We pondered for a while and then he said, “Play our wedding song on the station I’m listening to in the car the day after you die.”

“You want me to play Summer Wind, sung by Frank Sinatra, on the classic-rock station you listen to?”

“Yeah, that’s a good plan. Then I’ll know you’re contacting me from beyond.”

“But, how am I going to get a rock DJ to play Frank Sinatra? Or, what if you’re listening to that 24-hour sports-talk station?”

“You’ll figure something out,” he said.

Suddenly, my heartburn was worse than ever.

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