My husband just came home from work. I met him at the door and asked him what he wanted for dinner, and if he wanted to go out tonight.
He answered, “I just got home. Let me decompose for a minute.”
“Decompose?” I asked. “Don’t you mean decompress?”
He took off his coat and hung it up. “No,” he responded.
I put on my coat and went out to buy some air freshener.
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I know how he feels.
Haha, decompose? I wonder how this one came about 🙂
Mara, I think he originally misspoke and wouldn’t admit it.